I made you a cookie… but I eated it.

Yeah. I know. You’re saying “awwwww” right about now.

Merry Christmas and Happy holidays!

Bah Humbug to those who don’t celebrate the holiday season

Wireless company Motelona, a play on the name Motorola has gone old school and copied the Motorola brick phones of the 1980’s.

The GSM-E158 is only old on the outside, however. Once you’ve slotted in a GSM SIM, you’ll be able to enjoy an MP3 player, a color screen and video.

The handset only seems to show up on eBay pages, however you can buy one new from Analog Hero.

They have all types of retro-tech for sale, and the site itself is so willfully sparse it makes Geocities look Web 2.0.

You can buy the Motelona there for $129.00 USD. I want one

The man is a legend. First Steve Wozniak was immortalized in Lego, now he has been cloned in cogs at Disney’s Epcot Center.

Seen here working on what looks like some kind of wooden Mac, the King of the Geeks presides over a messy garage workshop on the refurbished Spaceship Earth ride.

Alternatively, it could actually be Steve Jobs under that beard and hair. Who knows?

Maybe Disney opted to save money by combining both Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs into an unholy Jobswiak Monster?

For approximately 4 minutes you get to watch and listen to a Canadian (Steve Smith a.k.a. Red Green) take you through a tour of the 3M plant and learn the magic behind duct tape.

Be sure to pay close attention to the things the guy says while giving the tour. There are some great nuggets to be heard for sure:

After watching the video, I truly believe this guy is “in love” with duct tape.

Did you catch how he touches and caresses all the elements that go into making duct tape? Creepy for sure.

This is awesome! The music video for “The Touch” by Stan Bush which was featured in the original 1986 Transformers movie:

The 1980’s were a great and fun time to be a kid. As they say on VH-1… I Love the 80’s

Activision has finally announced that they will be releasing standalone wireless controllers for all four versions of Guitar Hero III early next year.

Bit of a bummer that they couldn’t get it together for the holidays, but I’m sure they won’t mind if you choose to pick up a full bundle of the game instead of waiting.